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Last man standing
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Teh Barfing Yak
2019-06-29 00:18:27 UTC
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I am el ultimo hombre.

Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.

I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.

Some of you have died (you know who you are).

The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.

I am teh omega!

Teh Barfing Yak
vallor
2019-06-30 00:02:01 UTC
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Post by Teh Barfing Yak
I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and
usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
I think I got into the whole Bell phenomenon in 1997 or so. Usenet, IRC
-- all the Skepticult and Disinfotainment.com and before all that,
Spamhaus.net and, and...

Oh what a time it was.

https://soundcloud.com/vallor-1/fixed-withering-gimps
--
-v
Teh Barfing Yak
2019-07-01 23:03:42 UTC
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Post by Teh Barfing Yak
I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and
usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
I think I got into the whole Bell phenomenon in 1997 or so. Usenet, IRC
-- all the Skepticult and Disinfotainment.com and before all that,
Spamhaus.net and, and...
Oh what a time it was.
https://soundcloud.com/vallor-1/fixed-withering-gimps
--
-v
Art Bell went to shit and the hogs ate him.
vallor
2019-07-02 08:07:56 UTC
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Post by Teh Barfing Yak
I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news
and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
I think I got into the whole Bell phenomenon in 1997 or so. Usenet,
IRC -- all the Skepticult and Disinfotainment.com and before all that,
Spamhaus.net and, and...
Oh what a time it was.
https://soundcloud.com/vallor-1/fixed-withering-gimps
--
-v
Art Bell went to shit and the hogs ate him.
I started to dislike him when he started clamoring for "Internet Licenses".

But, he was a heck of an entertainer, in his own way.
--
-v
Me
2019-07-02 00:33:35 UTC
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Post by Teh Barfing Yak
I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
You must be one proud old boomer. Living up to your generation's legacy
also, I see. Piggybacking on the efforts of others and wearing the
creation of their efforts down to nothing. All for whatever benefit, for
yourself, that you think it was worth.

Being here since 1994 one would think you would at least contribute
something good to the newsgroup. But nope, like every other
self-centered leftist boomer you are only here to ruin everything for
people in the present and for future generations. You must be so proud!
Teh Barfing Yak
2019-07-02 19:03:53 UTC
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Post by Teh Barfing Yak
I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
You must be one proud old boomer. Living up to your generation's legacy
also, I see. Piggybacking on the efforts of others and wearing the
creation of their efforts down to nothing. All for whatever benefit, for
yourself, that you think it was worth.
Being here since 1994 one would think you would at least contribute
something good to the newsgroup. But nope, like every other
self-centered leftist boomer you are only here to ruin everything for
people in the present and for future generations. You must be so proud!
Some of your drivel is incoherent. Step away from the weed-booze and maybe we can chat. Otherwise, I'll just keep sucking the marrow from your young bones quietly.
%
2019-07-02 19:23:22 UTC
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Post by Teh Barfing Yak
I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
You must be one proud old boomer. Living up to your generation's legacy
also, I see. Piggybacking on the efforts of others and wearing the
creation of their efforts down to nothing. All for whatever benefit, for
yourself, that you think it was worth.
Being here since 1994 one would think you would at least contribute
something good to the newsgroup. But nope, like every other
self-centered leftist boomer you are only here to ruin everything for
people in the present and for future generations. You must be so proud!
Some of your drivel is incoherent. Step away from the weed-booze and maybe we can chat. Otherwise, I'll just keep sucking the marrow from your young bones quietly.
eeeewww , you suck old marrow
Teh Barfing Yak
2019-07-03 00:16:16 UTC
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I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
You must be one proud old boomer. Living up to your generation's legacy
also, I see. Piggybacking on the efforts of others and wearing the
creation of their efforts down to nothing. All for whatever benefit, for
yourself, that you think it was worth.
Being here since 1994 one would think you would at least contribute
something good to the newsgroup. But nope, like every other
self-centered leftist boomer you are only here to ruin everything for
people in the present and for future generations. You must be so proud!
Some of your drivel is incoherent. Step away from the weed-booze and maybe we can chat. Otherwise, I'll just keep sucking the marrow from your young bones quietly.
eeeewww , you suck old marrow
yes, like there's mo' tomarrow.
Me
2019-07-04 00:38:24 UTC
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Post by Teh Barfing Yak
I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
You must be one proud old boomer. Living up to your generation's legacy
also, I see. Piggybacking on the efforts of others and wearing the
creation of their efforts down to nothing. All for whatever benefit, for
yourself, that you think it was worth.
Being here since 1994 one would think you would at least contribute
something good to the newsgroup. But nope, like every other
self-centered leftist boomer you are only here to ruin everything for
people in the present and for future generations. You must be so proud!
Some of your drivel is incoherent. Step away from the weed-booze and maybe we can chat. Otherwise, I'll just keep sucking the marrow from your young bones quietly.
Weed and booze, the diet of the boomer. The diet of you leftovers from
the 60s, and the Age of Aquarius garbage.
%
2019-07-04 01:04:39 UTC
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Post by Me
Post by Teh Barfing Yak
I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news
and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
You must be one proud old boomer. Living up to your generation's legacy
also, I see. Piggybacking on the efforts of others and wearing the
creation of their efforts down to nothing. All for whatever benefit, for
yourself, that you think it was worth.
Being here since 1994 one would think you would at least contribute
something good to the newsgroup. But nope, like every other
self-centered leftist boomer you are only here to ruin everything for
people in the present and for future generations. You must be so proud!
Some of your drivel is incoherent. Step away from the weed-booze and
maybe we can chat. Otherwise, I'll just keep sucking the marrow from
your young bones quietly.
Weed and booze, the diet of the boomer. The diet of you leftovers from
the 60s, and the Age of Aquarius garbage.
Teh Barfing Yak
2019-07-04 11:35:12 UTC
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I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news
and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
You must be one proud old boomer. Living up to your generation's legacy
also, I see. Piggybacking on the efforts of others and wearing the
creation of their efforts down to nothing. All for whatever benefit, for
yourself, that you think it was worth.
Being here since 1994 one would think you would at least contribute
something good to the newsgroup. But nope, like every other
self-centered leftist boomer you are only here to ruin everything for
people in the present and for future generations. You must be so proud!
Some of your drivel is incoherent. Step away from the weed-booze and
maybe we can chat. Otherwise, I'll just keep sucking the marrow from
your young bones quietly.
Weed and booze, the diet of the boomer. The diet of you leftovers from
the 60s, and the Age of Aquarius garbage.
After all of Me's hatred burns him a new asshole, teh Devil is going to stick his dick in there and have himself a nice little fuck.
Teh Barfing Yak
2020-06-03 00:46:07 UTC
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Post by Teh Barfing Yak
I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
Where have all teh poasters gone?
I now rule teh froup and bwahahaha to you all.
jtmpreno
2020-06-03 18:26:44 UTC
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Post by Teh Barfing Yak
I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
Where have all teh poasters gone?
I now rule teh froup and bwahahaha to you all.
I'm still here.

But I'm not sure why.
Teh Barfing Yak
2020-06-04 01:47:56 UTC
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Post by Teh Barfing Yak
I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
Where have all teh poasters gone?
I now rule teh froup and bwahahaha to you all.
I'm still here.
But I'm not sure why.
Let's keep this place alive. Even after no one remembers fart smell.
Teh Barfing Yak
2020-06-14 22:26:36 UTC
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I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
Where have all teh poasters gone?
I now rule teh froup and bwahahaha to you all.
I'm still here.
But I'm not sure why.
Let's keep this place alive. Even after no one remembers fart smell.
You are a douche, sir.
Cap'n TrVth
2020-06-24 20:33:19 UTC
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I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
Where have all teh poasters gone?
I now rule teh froup and bwahahaha to you all.
I'm still here.
But I'm not sure why.
Let's keep this place alive. Even after no one remembers fart smell.
You are a douche, sir.
25 years ago this was a regular Turd mountain, but there's no denying that Cameron Vale was always King Shit.

-Cap'n TrVth
Teh Barfing Yak
2020-07-01 12:11:01 UTC
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I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
Where have all teh poasters gone?
I now rule teh froup and bwahahaha to you all.
I'm still here.
But I'm not sure why.
Let's keep this place alive. Even after no one remembers fart smell.
You are a douche, sir.
25 years ago this was a regular Turd mountain, but there's no denying that Cameron Vale was always King Shit.
-Cap'n TrVth
Word is taht Vale assfucked you one night at a motel in teh Poconos. Did you keep in touch wiht him after taht?
Clave
2021-01-20 06:10:59 UTC
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Post by Teh Barfing Yak
I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
Where have all teh poasters gone?
I now rule teh froup and bwahahaha to you all.
I'm still here.
But I'm not sure why.
Let's keep this place alive. Even after no one remembers fart smell.
You are a douche, sir.
25 years ago this was a regular Turd mountain, but there's no denying that Cameron Vale was always King Shit.
-Cap'n TrVth
Word is taht Vale assfucked you one night at a motel in teh Poconos. Did you keep in touch wiht him after taht?
That was his beagle. Different story.
glen quarnstrom esq.
2021-10-16 20:22:39 UTC
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That was his beagle.  Different story.
You sick beastial perv!

Teh Barfing Yak
2020-08-01 11:33:32 UTC
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Post by Teh Barfing Yak
I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
Just curious. How many of you fucks are dead?
Cujo DeSockpuppet
2020-08-03 02:16:30 UTC
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Post by Teh Barfing Yak
I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news
and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
Just curious. How many of you fucks are dead?
Spartacus will never die.
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Bite My Shiny Metal Ass
2020-08-05 21:27:04 UTC
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Post by Teh Barfing Yak
I am el ultimo hombre.
Teh last man standing in this newsfroup.
I have been here in one form or another since the days of deja-news and usenet, around 1994 or thereabouts.
Some of you have died (you know who you are).
The rest of you have evaporated like piss in a desert wind.
I am teh omega!
Teh Barfing Yak
Just curious. How many of you fucks are dead?
I've been a dead fuck since 1999.
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